The Pendragon's Hall

I always wondered why Theresa Heinz-Kerry accepted John Kerry...other than the blatantly obvious reason that probably once her first husband died no one else wanted to look at her, much less marry her. I mean, why would she marry someone who obviously just wanted her money? Well, contrary to a popular misconception, at least among some, how widespread it is I don't know, Heinz is not her maiden name. She was married previously to Senator Heinz. Only when he died in a plane crash, did she take up with Kerry. Presumably only then did she become so unhinged. Meanwhile, she squanders the family fortune trying to elect the richest president in history...who just happens to be her husband. But back to the original question: why did she marry John Kerry, when since she had neither looks nor charm, it could only be her money and her insanity he was in love with? Well, she did it first. There's no other reason a leftist lunatic like herself would marry a Republican senator like Heinz. Well, that and he was kind of cute. He must be rolling over in his grave now.